We are Fuzzy Yaoi Ninja Clan of Hidden Corn Village. We will descend upon Yaoi-Con 2005 like wrath of something both fuzzy and wrathful. Also sparkly. Sparkly very important.
Requirements for entry into Fuzzy Yaoi Ninja Clan very simple:
- Wear fuzzy armwarmers, legwarmers, and/or scarf.
- Have at least one article of mesh or fishnet clothing.
- Wear sparkly nail polish in color of your choice.
- Wear sparkly lip gloss that coordinate. This one optional.
- Swear to wear this getup on Saturday, October 29th at Yaoi-Con, along with rest of Fuzzy Yaoi Ninja clan.
If you are not of knitting class, you may request assistance in creation of fuzzy gear in color(s) of your choice. At Yaoi-Con, you will receive sacred band of Hidden Corn Village, buttons proclaiming your elite status as Fuzzy Yaoi Ninja, and other goodies.
So join Fuzzy Yaoi Ninja Clan, or be bitch like Sasuke!